Spam is no longer fun...

I miss the entertaining spam...
In place of detailed descriptions of the surprising things hot, sex-starved MILFs* will get up to when helping out at the farm, all I get in my email these days are reminders to confirm my mortgage agreement, invitations to fix my obesity/impotency/debt and professional software at 30% normal price.

Yawn...


I yearn for the good old days of raging hot lesbo lovers, mighty shafts in tight holes and seemingly hoards of lusty, busty babes ready and gagging for it - and all for free, of course. I mean, what a delightful surprise first thing in the morning to discover that Delores not only wants to meet me, my friends and my dog, but is also happy to show me her hard, throbbing surprise.

Ah... those were the days.

*MILF : Mom I'd Like to F**k.